JOURNAL Stupid Dog Awardposted on 02/09/2008 Mom said I should be given an award today. I was bored of watching her in the backyard ignoring me so I thought she should stop what she was dong and give me a piggy back ride. She told me no. So, I decided to grab a pair of scissors she was using and make her chase me. Now that got her attention. She kept saying something about me hurting myself or poking my eye out but I kept on running. I even resisted the temptation of playing frisbee with her but the temptation was too strong. I love my frisbee. I finally had to drop the scissors and go after it. Mom said I should win the "Stupidest Dog Award". I know I'm great but I think giving me an award is a bit much. |