JOURNAL Theposted on 02/27/2008 Why do I..... not want to get up before 6:30am to use the bathroom? I am not a morning person. take my toys outside with me and leave them? Because finding them days later makes me happy. lay in the mud? To make me look years younger. You humans pay to lay in a tub of mud at a spa. I do it for free in the backyard after it rains. go potty on slopes of the yard? I like to live dangerously and hope I don't slide down the slope mid-potty. Plus I like the confused look on Mommy's face as she wonders why I do that. spread the wealth around the backyard? My terds like to play hide and go seek with mommy when she goes out to scoop them. lay down to drink my water? Seeing that I don't get water throughout the day, I have to drink as much as I can when I can and I get tired real easy. Plus I want to make sure I get every last drop! chase Comrade (the cat)? Because I love him. chase Torrie (the cat)? To listen to her cry like a baby. grab things I know I shouldn't? Life is about having fun and watching my family panic and run around after me trying to get it away is really really fun. try to be a lap dog? It's easier to get hugs that way! love my family so much? Because they love me so much!! (even Daddy- but he rarely admits it!)
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